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Ashley's Over-the-counter crack
Caffeine has never had much of an effect on me. I remember one incident in particular when I was driving down to San Diego with my old roommate Adam. We got up early in the morning (something very rare for the two of us) and started the long drive. On the way we stopped at a convenience store and bought a couple cups of coffee, some red bulls, and a bottle of no-doz. All were gone within 2 hours, and I was still falling asleep at the wheel. More recently a co-worker, Jory, bought some pure medical grade powdered caffeine. For about a month we added this to everything from water, to pizza, to coffee, to carrots. Other then making all the said items bitter, there was no noticeable effect.
At this point I was fairly disillusioned with the concept of being kept awake with artificial stimulants, but about a month ago Ben’s wife, Ashley, told me a story about something she had taken one night. She had gone into a vitamin store and asked for “over the counter crack” and walked out with a fat incinerator. Apparently she had taken double the suggested dosage and ended up being wired all night long.
Now, normally I would be hesitant to believe that anything can have as big an effect as the one Ashley described, but I’d seen this chick hold her liquor, and I figured if anyone was as resistant to drugs as me, Ashley is probably going to be it. At the time I had asked her what the name of this amazing stimulant was, but she had been unable to produce it for me. Tonight, however, she picked up a couple more packages of the stuff, and reported it back to me as Redline. Better yet, she has promised to send me a sample so that I might experience the wonder for myself!
Feel free to harass her until she sends it, because when it arrives, if it works as well as promised, it should make for some entertaining blog entries!
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